Songs
& Poems of
the 
Foundation
"ODE TO THE P-DAY"
Oh, the P-Day has come and gone
Which is why I sing this song.
Inside I feel so sad,
But because it came I am so glad!
Oh the P-Day
It is a wondrous thing,
Be it winter, summer, fall. or spring -
Oh the P-Day
It is one of those days
In which we bother
That Mr. Hayes!
Well, it's been three years since it first appeared
And every year it brang warmth and cheer.
And it may not ever return again,
But the RIP-Foundation will live and live!
1993 RIPCO, INC.
"Mr. Froman"
(Sing this to the tune of "Mr. Sandman")
Mr. Froman, bring me a comb,
I need it now because my hair's really long.
Oh, won't you please give me a comb?
Mr. Froman, bring me a comb!
Mr. Froman, do you need a trim?
I've got my clippers, why don't you come in?
My razor's ready for your fro...
Mr. Froman, trim your fro!
Mr. Froman, bring me a dream,
A dream of strands and strands and strands of your fro.
I want to touch it mo' and mo',
Mr. Froman, I love your fro!
Circa 1991 RIPCO, Inc.
"A Moral Story" as
told by Travis Manchester, 1994
There once was a dog whose tail fell off. He didn't realize it until after he had crossed
the railroad tracks. He went back across the tracks to pick it up, but a train hit the dog
and cut off his head.
Moral of the story: Don't lose your head over a piece of ass.
"Cops
Questions To Ask A Nightly Pedestrian"
(When Returning From A RIPcapade, Of Course!)
What is your social security number?
What is your eye color?
How tall are you?
What is your weight?
Where are you going?
Is your address correct(on driver's license)?
What is your phone number?
What is your hair color?
What is your Blockbuster Video card number?
How old is your dog?
How many rooms are there in your house?
Does your toilet use 2, or 3 gallons of water per flush?
Do you own a tarantula?
How many times do you burp in a week?
Are you a RIP-Foundation member?
You have the right to remain silent....
EXERPT FROM THE RIP CHRONICLE
"The Ugly Duckling"
Once upon a time there were seven beautiful ducks and one ugly one. People used to say
"Oh, what a lovely group of ducks, except for that one." But the ugly duck paid
no attention because he knew he would probably become a beautiful goose. But, as it turned
out, he was just an ugly duck. A very ugly duck.
EXERPT FROM THE RIP CHRONICLE