Enter HERE only if you are not a complete idiot.

Partial idiots are ok to enter....but not complete ones.

By clickimg on the link above, you will be taken into my site, which uses Macromedia Flash 5.

If you do not have Macromedia Flash 5, you can get it quickly here.

Netscape Users....all I can say is good luck. You may not be able to hear the background music, see some of the images, and get the most out of the graphics due to the difference in performance of  the Netscape browser. This site is best viewed with Microsoft Internet Explorer 5.5 or better! I highly recommend switching over to Internet Explorer to view this site!

If your connection speed is just too darn slow go here.  Or if you need a new computer go here (ask for Jonathan).

There's nothing down here.

I promise there is nothing down here.

Why won't you listen to me?

You always have to be curious, don't you?

You are wasting time! Get into my site! Go back up!!

You don't get out much, do you?

When will you learn to trust me?

Sigh....

Oh for the love of.......

Told 'ya nothing was down here. Now enter the site!